queued xx
Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)
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when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
Everyone’s slow dancing like
But then there’s me, and I don’t have anyone to dance with, so I’m like
| — | Claire LaZebnik, Epic Fail (via barbieandken) |
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
#It might help it you fucking threw it closer to him Dean
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